The Ass Chronicles
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Last published Fri, Jun 2, 2017
Lovino can hear Gilbert and Francis laughing in the background as he sighs in disappointment.
"Antonio what in the fuck."
"You see Lovino, I simply have one hell of an ass."
"I'm not even going to try anymore."
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