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Wow, if you're reading this and you're not me or someone I know... what weird side of Wattpad are you on?
Anyway, if you're actually going to read this eyesore of a book, I'll have to warn you... it's a little bit hard to digest... I'm serious, finding all these jokes was hard to stomach... But if you really do want to read it it's your funeral.
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