!!!WARNING!!! THIS STORY CONTAINS EXTREME AMOUNTS OF SHITPOST AND CONTENT THAT SHOULDN'T BE VIEWED IF YOU ARE UNDER 18. IF YOU DON'T KNOW ANY CHATACTERS FROM MYSTIC MESSENGER, ARTHUR, VOCALOID, IRL POP STARS, DINOSAUR TRAIN OR MICKEY MOUSE, YOU MAY BE CONFUSED. BUT THEY'RE REALLY WELL-KNOWN, I SWEAR. James the Duck is not my Sonic oc, it's by CustomSaga, but I don't even think they want to acknowledge his existence to be honest: http://customsaga.deviantart.com/art/Sonic-OC-James-The-Duck-366506969