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An asexual, a pansexual, and a bisexual walk into a bar...they finish the hilarious joke, but everyone ignores them. Or degrades them. Or punches them. Or claims their sick, mentally corrupt. Or yeah, just ignores their existence. That tends to be one of the most popular options.
Funny isn't it? Yeah, I thought so too.
If we're being honest here, I prefer my version of the joke: An asexual, a pansexual, and a bisexual walk into a bar....they finish the hilarious joke, laugh amongst themselves, say fuck the haters and become the new Musketeers, feminist style. Yeah, I like this version better too.
My roommate on the other hand, she took some time to warm up to it....and me.
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An asexual and a pansexual become roommates in college and have wacky adventures.
The story will be written and styled as if it were a TV Show. Each chapter is an episode, unless I specify otherwise.
This story is inspired by a Tumblr post and conversation.
Elliot Jensen and Elliot Fintry have a lot in common. They share the same name, the same house, the same school, oh and they hate each other but, as they will quickly learn, there is a fine line between love and hate.