Seriously

Seriously

SwordInTheInkwell

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Complete Sat, Apr 15, 201712m

comedy humor satire shortstory superhero

A supervillain faces his greatest foe: child labor laws. (Winner of the Humor category in The Writer's Olympics 2017!)

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