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PoZ Rants About Harry Potter

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I love the Harry Potter series. I mean, who doesn't? Yet there are some things that are just wrong with it, whether it be the books or the movies.
  These are just a few rants I have about Harry Potter.
  
  None of this is any hate on JK Rowling, it is just for letting off stream and arguing my reasoned opinion. So please don't give any hate!All Rights Reserved

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!!DISCONTINUED!! 𝚈𝚘𝚞 𝙲𝚊𝚗'𝚝 𝙻𝚘𝚟𝚎 𝙼𝚎! {Draco Malfoy x OC} by SvgarrRvshh

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letters, love, and magic spells » hogwarts boys x reader cover

My Happiness (Harry x reader) Book 2 cover

May The Best Man Win. (Draco x Reader x Harry x Fred) *COMPLETED* cover

!!DISCONTINUED!! 𝚈𝚘𝚞 𝙲𝚊𝚗'𝚝 𝙻𝚘𝚟𝚎 𝙼𝚎! {Draco Malfoy x OC} cover

Storm Potter (James potters Twin) (Unedited) cover

ꕥ𝙥𝙡𝙖𝙮 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙜𝙖𝙢𝙚, 𝘩. 𝘱𝘰𝘵𝘵𝘦𝘳¹ cover

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letters, love, and magic spells » hogwarts boys x reader

it's your first year at hogwarts and you meet many new people. thing is, every guy you meet falls head over heels for you! follow yourself in this fanfiction as you go through your first year. (the "oh, no, harry's in danger!" and "fight" scenes are left out.) obviously, I don't own the wizarding world of harry potter or you. (this is an old fanfic so i apologize that the writing isn't up to par.) - - - EDIT: i no longer support or call myself a fan of any harry potter content due to the transphobic and racist comments jk rowling has made and the way those ideas are clearly present in the text. however, this fic seems to make all you little people in my phone happy, so i'll leave this up for you. please enjoy responsibly.