PoZ Rants About Harry Potter
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I love the Harry Potter series. I mean, who doesn't? Yet there are some things that are just wrong with it, whether it be the books or the movies.
These are just a few rants I have about Harry Potter.
None of this is any hate on JK Rowling, it is just for letting off stream and arguing my reasoned opinion. So please don't give any hate!
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𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐢'𝐯𝐞 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐧𝐞𝐞𝐝𝐞𝐝 | sirius black & remus lupin
𝒾 𝓁𝑜𝓋𝑒 𝓎𝑜𝓊, 𝓂𝑜𝓇𝑒 𝓉𝒽𝒶𝓃 𝒾 𝓀𝓃𝑒𝓌 𝒾 𝒸𝑜𝓊𝓁𝒹 𝑒𝓋𝑒𝓇 𝓁𝑜𝓋𝑒 𝓈𝑜𝓂𝑒𝑜𝓃𝑒 𝒾 𝑔𝑜𝓉 𝒾𝓉 𝒶𝓁𝓁 𝓈𝑜 𝒹𝑒𝑒𝓅, 𝒾 𝒸𝒶𝓃 𝒷𝒶𝓇𝑒𝓁𝓎 𝑒𝓋𝑒𝓃 𝒷𝓇𝑒𝒶𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝒾𝒻 𝒾 𝓃𝑒𝑒𝒹 𝒶 𝓈𝒽𝑒𝓁𝓉𝑒𝓇 𝒻𝓇𝑜𝓂 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝓈𝓉𝑜𝓇𝓂 ✧✧✧ "𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐰𝐚𝐧𝐭 𝐦𝐞? 𝐛𝐨𝐭𝐡 𝐨𝐟 𝐲𝐨𝐮, 𝐭𝐫𝐮𝐥𝐲?" "𝐨𝐧𝐥𝐲 𝐢𝐟 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐛𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐞𝐯𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐜𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐛𝐞 𝐡𝐚𝐩𝐩𝐲 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐚 𝐭𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐞𝐝 𝐰𝐨𝐥𝐟 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐚 𝐬𝐚𝐬𝐬𝐲 𝐝𝐨𝐠." "𝐢 𝐚𝐦 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐬𝐚𝐬𝐬𝐲!" "𝐟𝐢𝐧𝐞. 𝐚 𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐚𝐜𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐬𝐨𝐜𝐢𝐞𝐭𝐲." ✧✧✧ Lovella Granger hadn't planned to fall in love under the mentorship of the new Defense Against the Dark Arts professor. Or with the stray she had befriended on the campus grounds. { currently 100k+ words } --- *throuple* ^don't like it, don't read it, thanks 🫶 [begins prisoner of azkaban, AU where voldemort died in first wizarding war]
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ꕥ𝙥𝙡𝙖𝙮 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙜𝙖𝙢𝙚, 𝘩. 𝘱𝘰𝘵𝘵𝘦𝘳¹
ᴛʜɪꜱ ɪꜱ ʏᴏᴜʀ ʟɪꜰᴇ, ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ᴘʟᴀʏ ʜᴀʀᴅ ᴛᴏ ɢᴇᴛ ɪᴛ'ꜱ ᴀ ꜰʀᴇᴇ ᴡᴏʀʟᴅ, ᴀʟʟ ʏᴏᴜ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴅᴏ ɪꜱ ꜰᴀʟʟ ɪɴ ʟᴏᴠᴇ ᴘʟᴀʏ ᴛʜᴇ ɢᴀᴍᴇ ᴇᴠᴇʀʏʙᴏᴅʏ, ᴘʟᴀʏ ᴛʜᴇ ɢᴀᴍᴇ ᴏꜰ ʟᴏᴠᴇ, ᴏᴏʜ, ʏᴇᴀʜ "𝐘𝐨𝐮'𝐫𝐞 𝐧𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐠𝐨𝐧𝐧𝐚 𝐠𝐞𝐭 𝐚𝐧𝐲 𝐩𝐞𝐚𝐜𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐪𝐮𝐢𝐞𝐭, 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮?" 𝐬𝐡𝐞 𝐣𝐨𝐤𝐞𝐬. "𝐈 𝐬𝐮𝐩𝐩𝐨𝐬𝐞 𝐧𝐨𝐭." 𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐧𝐢𝐜𝐤𝐞𝐫𝐬. !trigger warnings! ©dxrkoholic cover insp - twilight series, s. meyer h͓̽a͓̽r͓̽r͓̽y͓̽ ͓̽p͓̽o͓̽t͓̽t͓̽e͓̽r͓̽ started - 9th August 2020 completed - 13th February 2021 edited - 4th March 2023 final edit - 18th February 2025Complete
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𝐘𝐄𝐀𝐑 𝟏 [ & 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐕𝐞𝐥𝐯𝐞𝐭 𝐑𝐨𝐨𝐦 ]
(I hope you enjoy reading this ‼️) 𝐉𝐀𝐊𝐄 𝐒𝐈𝐌 𝐇𝐀𝐒 𝐇𝐄𝐀𝐑𝐃 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐒𝐓𝐎𝐑𝐈𝐄𝐒 𝙤𝙛 𝙃𝙤𝙜𝙬𝙖𝙧𝙩𝙨 𝙎𝙘𝙝𝙤𝙤𝙡 𝙤𝙛 𝙒𝙞𝙩𝙘𝙝𝙘𝙧𝙖𝙛𝙩 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙒𝙞𝙯𝙖𝙧𝙙𝙧𝙮. From his parents. From his sisters. From anyone on the street. The stories of magic and how great witches and wizards came to be from the finest wizarding school. So when the day came he got his acceptance letter, he had never felt more joy; especially when his sister, cousin, and best friends would be joining him on his First Year. They had expected adventure. They had expected the magic from all the same stories they've been told. But Jake starts to feel that his time in Hogwarts might not all be what he had expected. For people start talking about a prophecy, and it seems he and his friends are connected to this - but neither of them know why. And dark mysteries trouble them at Hogwarts School with strange people coming for him. Whether they were friend or foe, Jake didn't know. 𝙃𝙤𝙜𝙬𝙖𝙧𝙩𝙨 𝙝𝙖𝙙 𝙨𝙚𝙘𝙧𝙚𝙩𝙨, 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙞𝙩 𝙖𝙬𝙖𝙞𝙩𝙚𝙙 𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙢. ///// 𝘿𝙄𝙎𝘾𝙇𝘼𝙄𝙈𝙀𝙍 I do not own any of the characters mentioned in the book, except for my oć/s, as majority of the rest of the cast of characters are based off idols in real life. I also do not own any of the quotations and story plot taken from Harry Potter and the Philosopher Stone, book and film; they belong to J.K. Rowling and Warner Brothers. I do not own the individual graphic/s on the cover. If there are any problems, please be polite in expressing your thoughts. ALSO, unless you're familiar with most of the names, or are willing to remember them, then it might be a hard read for you. REMEMBER, this is a work of pure FAN FICTION. A work for and of fun. There will be accurateComplete
Six years after Harry's story ended, news breaks that loyal death eater Talisha Ahsilat has escaped from Azkaban. Isabella Topin, a first year student at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, and her newfound friends end up woven into the plotting of the Animagus Association. With the threat of a Third Wizarding War Isabella must defeat corruption, overcome fears, and ace her exams... all at the age of 11... no pressure. Come and immerse yourself in this suspenseful mystery novel where you ask yourself the questions; Why is that ferret holding a scroll? What is the Professor hiding? And, if the Weasleys love potion really works...? ~ Preview of the story: ' "Hello?" She spoke, louder. "Who's there?" Tatum crept closer, leaving Isabella alone with the seemingly unconscious Maleki. "She's still breathing..." Isabella announced quietly, her voice trembling. The beady yellow shimmers grew closer as Tatum inched forward. ' ~ ALL CHAPTERS OF BOOK ONE AVAILABLE! book 1: complete Series: continuous (book 2 in the works) ~ Set in J.K Rowling's Wizarding world, six years after Harry's story ended! ~ A few things to note before reading: 1. This story contains mostly original characters, the non original characters consist of mostly teachers. 2. This story has some sensitive topic such as; Death, Blood, Violence, and Racial discussion. 4. I love this book and cherish the characters and their relationships but would love to hear your ideas/opinions as I'd love to dive deeper into their background in possible future books. 5. I love you :) ~ sorry this was really long Like ~ Comment ~ Share ~ Happy reading <3 ~
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