Clear Dips (intended to be Hideneki but... multiple ships-)

There's a group that has been raiding the CCG as a way of gathering information. This group is called the Cum Dealers, and it has currently has ten members - the CDL/Cum Dealer's Leader/Binging Leader, Gormet Sack, Flower, Tulip, Blank, Cross, Crystal, Rose, Serpent Bat, and the Eyepatched Sun.
On a completely unrelated note, there's also a certain prostitution hangout with ten prostitutes there. And wouldn't you know, our baby Hide's one of its members! And SB totally has the hots for him (smirks).
And later on, Hide gets shoved between a rock called Aogiri and a hard place called the CDs.
WILL HIDE BE ABLE TO DATE KANEKI? WILL SB FINALLY GET HIS WISH AND HAVE HIDE'S HEART? WILL AMON EVER STOP BARFING INTO A TRASHCAN? WILL HE BE ABLE TO FIND OUT WHAT HIDE IS TRULY HIDING? {PFFFTAPAWA! I SWEAR, I DID NOT MEAN TO DO THAT! I DID NOT MEAN TO MAKE A PUN!} WILL AKIRA FINALLY BE ABLE TO REVEAL HIDE FOR WHAT HE TRULY IS?!! (Because we all know that's her true wish.) FIND OUT!!!
Disclaimer: I don't own Tokyo Ghoul (:re)!
Warning: lemon, prostitution, so-called 'rape', yaoi, etc.?
I call this a warning, but whatever. Warning: Amon x Hide. Has no real rhyme or reason, but whatever. It is not liked though, by the two recipients. Also, Amon x random person. Or I guess it's be Amon x OC, but.. whatev.
And as with all of my TG fanfics, Hideneki should come later.. Kaneki has recently been placed in the actual plot line (as in you actually see him, and he speaks and stuff) where I am, so.. once I post the gazillion chapters I have, I'll resume the story, and hopefully, Ken x Hide'll come soon. And I sort of ship Hide x SB, I'm sorry..
Hide is beautiful. And I don't own him or the picture/gif there.
And as you may have guessed already, this is totally Hide-centered, and Kaneki literally isn't even in the first seven chapters, only mentioned.