My Rant Book
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HA! Thought this was another story! Well you thought wrong! That's right I have a rant book now!
Honestly this is just for my own enjoyment to try and make myself or others laugh so feel free to ignore this and continue on with your life.
WARNING: will contain swearing, complete and total randomness (I can almost guarantee that most of these won't even be rants)
Also I own none of the media in this book...
Is that everything? I think that's everything...
Bye~ (⌒ω⌒)ﾉ
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