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Why Twilight SUCKS

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Reads 8,039
Votes 313
Parts 18
Time 28m

taylor_swifts_bitch

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One, what I'm trying to do is build up the Twilight-Hating-Fandom. So thats m' title! So just come here to crap on Twilight. Okay, I will name reasons why Twilight sucks, compare it to other fandoms, have memes, and just let everyone hate on Twilight. Because... I mean who doesn't? And I will try to have 1-2 a week. And you can send me reasons why you hate twilight and I will put them in. And I will have some chapters dedicated to comparing Twilight to other - *cough cough* Harry Potter *cough cough* wonder what that was there? 

K.... Have a good day my fellow Twilight haters👋

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-> i wrote this in 6th grade so i apologize for how trash it isAll Rights Reserved

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