It started with a "Spicy Meat Volcano" from the dodgiest takeaway in Lincoln. It ended with me hugging a brick wall while my best mate filmed my downfall.
They say you should never go back for seconds. But when the camera is rolling and your stomach is waging war against your own body, sometimes you don't have a choice.
A short story about bad pizza, worse friends, and the bright orange mistake I'll never forget.
