Island Ramblings

Imagine: You just broke up with your boyfriend of two years. You found him cheating on you with Carla. Carla, the bitchiest, closest to Satan, brattiest, and snobbiest girl you have ever met. She also has been your enemy for absolutely no reason since kindergarten. Your super rich best friend, bless her soul, takes you to a super expensive, lavish island. All to get your head off of your shitty ex. What could distract you better than hundreds of shirtless hot guys, and unsupervised bars? Try that hot guy who you just spilled your martini on to that is now glaring at you. Just hope that you can keep your cool long enough to... nevermind you've already made a fool of yourself. Cross your fingers he isn't the type who keeps grudges. Forget that, just run! You can stop imagining now. Unfortunately, Lila Evers cannot. She just lived through this and as many times as she pinches herself, she is still subject to this shitty life with multiple new bruises. Being a very clumsy person with a tend to always end up in awkward situations turns what used to be a curse that never really bothered her into a hurricane of disaster. What more can Lila to than to ramble about what happens to her? Follow Lila in the humorous tale of whatever you call her life.