I'm just deader than you.

What if you woke up one day, and you weren't exactly alive, but still living. well this my story my name Chase Freeman and I'm a zombie. how can I talk you might ask? Aren't you supposed to talk like your mouth is about to fall off? Well that's profiling, and so what if my brain hemorrhages blood every once in a....you know what just read my story, and if you have a weak stomach just stop then, and if I make you scream I swear it's out of love. and meet a couple of my friends promise the don't bite, at least not on the first date...