Deadpool x Reader (Funny Fanfic)
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Last published Wed, May 24, 2017
Y/N was at the park, outside waiting for your friend to arrive. When suddenly..
*Sirens blaring*
WHAT THE-!?
Stranger- Hey kid, can you spare me some time and help me out here?!
Y/N-I DON'T EVEN KNOW YOU!
*Sirens Gradually Getting louder*
Stranger- Can you hide me somehow?!
Y/N- I Guess?!
Y/N and the weird guy in red and black Spandex ran to your car as quickly as possible. Y/N was sweaty and confused. The guy in red Spandex threw himself in the back of the car.
Stranger- DRIVE!
Y/N- *Hesitates*
Stranger- *Pulls out a Gun, and points it at Y/N* DRIVE!
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