The Art Of Sarcasm
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Last published Wed, Jan 10, 2018
In which a seemingly-fake, popular guy named Phil Lester ends up liking the sarcastic, semi-loner Dan Howell.
"Hi I'm Phil."
"..."
"Hello? I said I'm Phil"
"There's no need to repeat yourself, I ignored you just fine the first time."
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