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The Art Of Sarcasm

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Reads 186
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Parts 8
Time 27m

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In which a seemingly-fake, popular guy named Phil Lester ends up liking the sarcastic, semi-loner Dan Howell.


"Hi I'm Phil."

"..."

"Hello? I said I'm Phil"

"There's no need to repeat yourself, I ignored you just fine the first time."All Rights Reserved

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Our Missing Piece | Phanfic by XxKitty_ScreamzzzxX

We all know Dan Howell and Phil Lester are madly in love. But as happy as they are something is simply missing. Are you there missing piece?

Wrong Number by LunarMoon56

After a failed online date, Dan Howell tries to text the girl... only to realize that he was purposefully given the wrong number. Though, this mistake may be the best mistake of his life, and the life of the person with the wrong number, Phil Lester. Book One in the PhanPhone Series

Messages (Phan fiction) by interruptedbyfire

Phil starts getting cute, little messages from a secret admirer and gradually feels himself falling more and more in love with the boy. But can you really like someone you've never seen before? And what will happen when Phil finds out the real identity of his admirer?

just friends? by marveltube

//EDITED// Rebecca Jones is a youtuber, when she meets the one and only dan howell at a party they become friends, but she cant shake off this feeling thats it more than a friendship, and does dan even feel the same way

Phan // I Want You To Love Me by phanlove_

Dan Howell is in love with Phil Lester, but Phil is clueless... Will Phil ever feel the same way?

In Another Life (Dan and Phil X Reader) by Liv4Writing

You've lived most of your teenagerhood as a major fan of Dan and Phil, and a proud member of the Phandom (shipping them or not, your choice.) You wake up one day to find yourself seemingly inserted into Dan's life as his best friend, and the next day inserted into Phil's life. You alternate being your two favorite YouTubers' best friend. Finally, you notice that Dan and Phil are notably absent from each other's lives: they've never met. You're torn between wanting to bring the two YouTubers together to create the amazing Phandom, but you also want to continue spending your life with them. And on top of that, you only have room for one life- Dan or Phil? Note: Please read the whole story! It won't make sense if you skip chapters.

pretend (phan) by audrat

Dan Howell was the typical spoiled, rich boy with butlers driving him to operas and maids making him nachos for breakfast. Phil Lester, however, was the opposite. Barely any money and deadbeat parents, he lives in a bad neighborhood in a gross apartment with cat hair covering the carpet and an odd roommate. And then Dan's parents decide he needs to love someone rather than himself, and when Phil shows up at his mansion steps, Dan's parents grow fond of him- so much that the two are exchanging rings and Phil is moving in with his new spouse. They tell Dan he should give it a few months, to be patient, and if he still doesn't like him then they'll sign the divorce papers and call it quits. Marriage isn't perfect, right? Well this one is the exact example. But they could always pretend.

bruised knuckles - a phanfic by awoohowell

Daniel James Howell. The tough, sarcastic bad boy. A lot of people fear him, others envy him, some even admire him. Philip Michael Lester isn't one of those people. He hates, well maybe not hates, Dan and Dan knows exactly why.

Hearts Beat~ PhilxReader by Dramatic_Unicorn

(Y/N) has been friends with the Lester family for years. At the funeral of your best friend, you finally meet him, Phil Lester. The one member of the Lester family you never met. Your parents persuade Phil to move into your flat because they are convinced that you are becoming depressed. You try your best to ignore him. He tries his best to try to make you happy. - *she/her pronouns are used in some chapters* - Gifs inspired by @Hanisnotonfire07

Just Friends ✹ Phan by klutzyvegetarian7

I'm straight. I have always been straight. My fans like to ship me with my best friend and roommate, Philip Lester.... But we're only friends. We've lived together for a couple of years and ever since we first met, our fans have been trending "Phan" all over social media. I love Phil... But as a friend.....Only as a friend. We're just friends.

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Our Missing Piece | Phanfic cover

Wrong Number cover

Messages (Phan fiction) cover

just friends? cover

Phan // I Want You To Love Me cover

In Another Life (Dan and Phil X Reader) cover

pretend (phan) cover

bruised knuckles - a phanfic cover

Hearts Beat~ PhilxReader cover

Just Friends ✹ Phan cover

Our Missing Piece | Phanfic

We all know Dan Howell and Phil Lester are madly in love. But as happy as they are something is simply missing. Are you there missing piece?