Osomatsu-san Headcanons
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Last published Sat, Sep 9, 2017
A bunch of unofficial headcanons (well, duh, of course they're unofficial; they're headcanons) and scenarios for our embarrassing, no-life, dumb ass, trashy NEET boys. May contain BLmatsu, please copy. MAY CONTAIN BLMATSU.
Jeez, these antis are so worked up, that I can't even write a story without getting anxiety and adding a warning. not trying to offend antis, by the way. we should just all be one big happy family.
(I don't own the cover's artwork so credits to the lovely artist. I only own the the edits made.)
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