The Lorac
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Complete Wed, Apr 19, 201710m
At the far end of town where the Pepe-Grass grows and the wind smells slow-and-dank when it blows and no birds ever sing: O-ooooooooooAAAAE-A-A-I-A-U-
JO-oooooooooooo AAE-O-A-A-U-U-A-
E-eee-ee-eee AAAAE-A-E-I-E-A- JO-ooo-oo-oo-oo EEEEO-A-AAA-AAAA
excepting old crows... is the Smemet of the Lifted Lorac.
Read this to find out what happens to The Lorac.
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₊˚𝜗𝜚 જ⁀➴ ______๑♡๑______ (15+) ꒰ 🦴 ꒱ؘ ࿐ ࿔*:･ﾟ ‧₊˚ 𝗔 𝗙𝗮𝗻𝗺𝗮𝗱𝗲 𝘀𝘁𝗼𝗿𝘆 𝗮𝗯𝗼𝘂𝘁 𝗠𝗲𝗰𝗵𝗮𝗻𝗶𝗰 [𝗬/𝗡] 𝗧𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝗴𝗼𝘁 𝘀𝘁𝘂𝗰𝗸 𝗶𝗻 𝗮𝗻 𝗲𝗹𝗲𝘃𝗮𝘁𝗼𝗿. ༉‧₊˚. ⊱ ۫ ׅ ✧ 𝗖𝗼𝗻𝘁𝗮𝗶𝗻𝘀 𝗗𝗮𝗿𝗸 𝗧𝗵𝗲𝗺𝗲𝘀 / 𝗦𝘄𝗲𝗮𝗿𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗨𝗽𝗱𝗮𝘁𝗲𝗱 𝗦𝗹𝗼𝘄𝗹𝘆.. ୧ ‧₊˚ 💭 ⋅
EVER THING IS CANON (1 - 700)
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Maybe This is Enough 𓇚 The Onceler x Jon Arbuckle 𓇚
whoops my hand slipped 𓇗------------𓇗 #1 in thelorax [ 04/16/24 ] 𓇗------------𓇗 ~ [ Garfield x The Lorax (2012) Crossover ] ~ ! \ SFW / ! ? { 100% Satire, however since I'm extra like that I'll be treating it like it's not } ¿ !! ^ Lorax Approved!! ^ !! 𝙶̴𝚊̴𝚛̴𝚏̴𝚒̴𝚎̴𝚕̴𝚍̴ 𝚊̴𝚗̴𝚍̴ 𝚝̴𝚑̴𝚎̴ 𝙻̴𝚘̴𝚛̴𝚊̴𝚡̴ 𝚍̴𝚘̴ 𝚗̴𝚘̴𝚝̴ 𝚋̴𝚎̴𝚕̴𝚘̴𝚗̴𝚐̴ 𝚝̴𝚘̴ 𝚖̴𝚎̴ 𓇗------------𓇗 Jon Arbuckle lost everything. His girlfriend, his job, and sooner or later his house. Severely in debt and heavily stressed out, Jon decides to take his pets to live with him at his mom's house. But uh oh! Disaster strikes, and Jon ends up driving into the middle of a tornado! [ 🤯 ] Little did Jon know that that one road trip and that one little tornado would change the course of his life forever... 𓇗------------𓇗 "Your fanfic was literally obliterating, your use of words was chefs kiss 💋" - Alice 𓇗------------𓇗 This is what happens when you're bored af and need to practice writing 💀‼️
Dandy's world Oneshots!! ❤️
These are X READER I am honestly pissed off at how little x readers there are 😭 I only read x reader usually and is really the only fanfic I read so it's a little annoying not being able to find some good Oneshots. please make requests, please tell me what you want I will litteratly write anything!!!
I DON'T KNOW
This is my blog. Containing all rants, thoughts, and opinions about this crazy Mofo we call earth. All of these may or may not target certain things, but are not MEANT to offend any readers. As it is used purely for humor and comedy, so if any of you decide to go to the comments and whine about it I will just laugh at your stupidity. So as a last note before you delve into the hilarious (and strange) thoughts and experiences of well, Me, Most things in these words are mine. And feel free to use them whenever you like. ~CComplete
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𝐃𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐜𝐚𝐭𝐞 𝐅𝐥𝐨𝐰𝐞𝐫 ✿*:･ﾟ 𝘚𝘩𝘰𝘳𝘵𝘭𝘺 𝘢𝘧𝘵𝘦𝘳 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘪𝘯𝘤𝘪𝘥𝘦𝘯𝘵 𝘢𝘵 𝘏𝘰𝘱𝘦'𝘴 𝘗𝘦𝘢𝘬 𝘈𝘤𝘢𝘥𝘦𝘮𝘺, 𝘢 𝘯𝘦𝘸 𝘨𝘳𝘰𝘶𝘱 𝘰𝘧 𝘜𝘭𝘵𝘪𝘮𝘢𝘵𝘦 𝘚𝘵𝘶𝘥𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘴 𝘢𝘵𝘵𝘦𝘯𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘤𝘩𝘰𝘰𝘭. 𝘠𝘰𝘶'𝘳𝘦 𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘰𝘧 𝘵𝘩𝘰𝘴𝘦 𝘴𝘵𝘶𝘥𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘴. 𝘠𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘯𝘢𝘮𝘦 𝘪𝘴 𝘓/𝘕 𝘠/𝘕, 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘳𝘦𝘪𝘯𝘤𝘢𝘳𝘯𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘰𝘧 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘧𝘪𝘳𝘴𝘵 𝘠/𝘕 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘢𝘵𝘵𝘦𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘥 𝘏𝘰𝘱𝘦'𝘴 𝘗𝘦𝘢𝘬. 𝘠𝘰𝘶'𝘷𝘦 𝘢𝘭𝘸𝘢𝘺𝘴 𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘥 𝘧𝘭𝘰𝘸𝘦𝘳𝘴, 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘨𝘳𝘦𝘸 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘣𝘦𝘴𝘵 𝘰𝘯𝘦𝘴 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘮𝘢𝘥𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘣𝘦𝘴𝘵 𝘢𝘳𝘳𝘢𝘯𝘨𝘦𝘮𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘴, 𝘦𝘢𝘳𝘯𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘵𝘪𝘵𝘭𝘦 𝘰𝘧 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘜𝘭𝘵𝘪𝘮𝘢𝘵𝘦 𝘍𝘭𝘰𝘳𝘪𝘴𝘵. 𝘏𝘰𝘸𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳, 𝘢𝘧𝘵𝘦𝘳 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘨𝘰 𝘵𝘰 𝘏𝘰𝘱𝘦'𝘴 𝘗𝘦𝘢𝘬, 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘨𝘦𝘵 𝘴𝘵𝘶𝘤𝘬 𝘰𝘯 𝘢 𝘥𝘦𝘴𝘦𝘳𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘪𝘴𝘭𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘧𝘦𝘭𝘭𝘰𝘸 𝘜𝘭𝘵𝘪𝘮𝘢𝘵𝘦𝘴. 𝘈𝘯𝘥, 𝘫𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦 𝘭𝘢𝘴𝘵 𝘵𝘪𝘮𝘦, 𝘢 𝘴𝘦𝘭𝘦𝘤𝘵 𝘧𝘦𝘸 𝘧𝘳𝘰𝘮 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘯𝘦𝘸 𝘨𝘳𝘰𝘶𝘱 𝘣𝘦𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘦 𝘥𝘢𝘯𝘨𝘦𝘳𝘰𝘶𝘴𝘭𝘺 𝘰𝘣𝘴𝘦𝘴𝘴𝘦𝘥 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘺𝘰𝘶. ══════ •『 ♡ 』• ══════ ❥𝘼 𝙨Complete
₊˚𝜗𝜚 જ⁀➴ ______๑♡๑______ (15+) ꒰ 🦴 ꒱ؘ ࿐ ࿔*:･ﾟ ‧₊˚ 𝗔 𝗙𝗮𝗻𝗺𝗮𝗱𝗲 𝘀𝘁𝗼𝗿𝘆 𝗮𝗯𝗼𝘂𝘁 𝗠𝗲𝗰𝗵𝗮𝗻𝗶𝗰 [𝗬/𝗡] 𝗧𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝗴𝗼𝘁 𝘀𝘁𝘂𝗰𝗸 𝗶𝗻 𝗮𝗻 𝗲𝗹𝗲𝘃𝗮𝘁𝗼𝗿. ༉‧₊˚. ⊱ ۫ ׅ ✧ 𝗖𝗼𝗻𝘁𝗮𝗶𝗻𝘀 𝗗𝗮𝗿𝗸 𝗧𝗵𝗲𝗺𝗲𝘀 / 𝗦𝘄𝗲𝗮𝗿𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗨𝗽𝗱𝗮𝘁𝗲𝗱 𝗦𝗹𝗼𝘄𝗹𝘆.. ୧ ‧₊˚ 💭 ⋅
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