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BTS Jokes

Reads 55,179
Votes 1,675
Parts 200
Time 1h 47m

Reads 55,179
Votes 1,675
Parts 200
Time 1h 47m

HI...WE ARE BTS~~~~

JK: I'M JOKING?

JH: I'M HOPE AND I'M JOKING

RM: WERE FUNNY AND WERE JOKING

JM: I'M HOT, SEXY AND I'M NOT JOKING

SG: I DON'T CARE. I DON'T CARE IF YOU'RE JOKING

SJ: I'M THE MOST HANDSOME IN THE WORLD! I'M NOT JOKING.

V: WHY SO SERIOUS? I'M THE JOKER. NO, I'M NOT THE JOKER

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