BTS Jokes
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HI...WE ARE BTS~~~~
JK: I'M JOKING?
JH: I'M HOPE AND I'M JOKING
RM: WERE FUNNY AND WERE JOKING
JM: I'M HOT, SEXY AND I'M NOT JOKING
SG: I DON'T CARE. I DON'T CARE IF YOU'RE JOKING
SJ: I'M THE MOST HANDSOME IN THE WORLD! I'M NOT JOKING.
V: WHY SO SERIOUS? I'M THE JOKER. NO, I'M NOT THE JOKER
Book Cover by: @gloomykun
[2017]
All Rights Reserved
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