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A Series of Satirical Haikus and Other Poetry Prompts

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Poetry can be written in many forms and may contain beautiful imagery, evocative messages, and intense emotions. 

However, don't expect that from this series of haikus!  A Series of Satirical Haikus is just what is says: a set of ridiculous, sarcastic haikus.

This volume also holds other free form poetry pieces which will hopefully inspire you for future stories. 

 - A Series of Satirical Haikus placed in the Era Miller Poetry Contest at East Texas Baptist UniversityAll Rights Reserved

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