Steven (and Opal's) Universe

What would Steven's life be like if instead of an Earth-grown whip-welder,
an overly worried, but overall cool, tall spear-holder,
and a fun, stoic, square-haired fusion;
he instead lived with a hot-headed, trigger-happy gauntlet-wearer,
a kind, but icy (and sometimes salty) dress-wearer,
and a 9 foot tall, purple-skinned giant woman?

Not all that different really.