Jughead and the Pussycats

Josie and the Pussycats land a gig at the country's biggest rock festival and plan on driving across the country to get there. In order to raise money, a raffle is held. The winner gets to tag along for the journey and meet the band... Can you guess who wins?
Here's the catch: He never entered the contest, and is immediately whisked away without a single good-bye to his friends.
Now, the whole gang must band together in order to retrieve Jughead from his overly-sociable misery.
NOTE: Mature for light swearing and crude humor. Read at your own risk, but it's nothing too inappropriate :)