THE ROAST OF ALL ROASTS (READER VS LEVI)
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Complete Sun, Apr 23, 2017<5 mins
Prepare your buttholes for the most epic roast challenge against humanity's shortest...
Contains some swearing and A WHOLE LOAD OF RIDICULOUS INSULTS...
...you don't know how long I spent making this cover XD
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