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THE ROAST OF ALL ROASTS (READER VS LEVI)
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Ella_da_shanker
Complete, First published Apr 22, 2017
aotattackontitanfunnyleviackermanoneshotreaderroastsasssnk
Prepare your buttholes for the most epic roast challenge against humanity's shortest...

Contains some swearing and A WHOLE LOAD OF RIDICULOUS INSULTS...

...you don't know how long I spent making this cover XD
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