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( مالي وطن في نجد ألا وطنها) by jess_25s

( مالي وطن في نجد ألا وطنها)

[1] The Whole Family Is Insanely Eavesdropping on My Thoughts by iwantx

Lu Chao Chao found herself transported into the pages of a novel. In this story, she was cast as a disposable character, doomed to be killed at birth, with her place in the narrative usurped by the story's heroine. This heroine, under the guise of moral virtue, accuses her adoptive mother and grandfather of betraying their country, which results in the extermination of her entire lineage. Following this, she reclaims her birth mother and, alongside her ineffectual father, manages to dodge any culpability, leading a blissful existence thereafter. Thus, only Lu Chao Chao's family ends up as mere footnotes in the heroine's path. Observing her mother, who has been subjected to years of emotional manipulation, Lu Chao Chao reveals a painful truth: ["Mother, the love of your life is currently awaiting his concubine's childbirth."]. This revelation jolts her infatuated mother to reality. Turning her attention to her physically challenged elder brother, she laments ["Big brother, you have endured unspeakable humiliation and suffering. But fear not, for I have the means to cure your affliction!"]. Remarkably, her brother then goes on to surpass every contender in the capital, achieving unrivaled greatness. To her second brother, she unveils a harsh truth ["You have misplaced your trust. Your so-called best friend is nothing but the illegitimate offspring of our despicable father."]. And to her third brother, she points out his deliberate downfall ["You were purposefully led astray, left ignorant, succumbed to gambling, and found yourself in dire straits."]. In her candidness, Lu Chao Chao watches as her family overturns their doomed fates. The detestable man is cast aside, and her three brothers rise to become paragons of virtue and success. Even she, merely an infant with a feeding bottle, becomes the darling of the entire world. 📌 Story and translation are not mine, all credit goes to the real owner. For offline reading only.

My Billionaire Master: How I Ended Up Marrying A Disabled CEO by Sandhya_sss

"Will you marry my Disabled son?" "Oh! Fuck No! I am a straight guy, I cant marry another man" "I will pay you 10 million dollars for it💰💰💲" "Do you want me to wear a Lehanga or saree at my wedding?" It was a simple choice for Ishan, a financially struggling guy in his 20s burdened with family responsibilities. He would do anything to be rich.. Even sacrifice his sexuality and masculinity in the process. Check my new story where our protagonist takes some wild ride to earn money.

Transmigrated As The Ex-Wife Of A Heroic Man by Kimyun_lee36

****** THIS NOVEL ISN'T MINE. ALL CREDITS GOES TO IT'S ORIGINAL AUTHOR AND TRANSLATOR. FOR OFFLINE PURPOSES ONLY. PLEASE DON'T COPY AND CHANGE ANY SETTINGS OR PLOTS IN THIS NOVEL. COPYRIGHT BELONGS TO THE OWNER ( AUTHOR / TRANSLATOR) THIS IS AN ONGOING NOVEL. ********* You're Reading "Transmigrated as the Ex-Wife of a Heroic Man" on WuxiaWorld.Site Su Wen read a popular period novel about a heroic man who was tough, gave women a sense of security, and was also somewhat cunning and flirty. He was exactly the kind of man she liked. Hence, she paid one million in subscription fees and transmigrated as the male lead's terrible ex-wife. In the novel, the original host was someone who waited at home for love to come knocking on the door. Although she never thought about starting a family, she was a hopeless romantic. Even when the male lead, Jin Datui, eventually showed up, she was persuaded by the sly female lead to fall for a jerk in the nearby village. After Su Wen transmigrated into the novel, she clung to Jin Datui. She worked hard to go from rags to riches. In the end, her younger sisters all became jealous. They cried about wanting to meet a man by waiting at home, just like she did. They even claimed they would name their children with her surname if they had children. Read latest Chapters at Wuxia World . Site Only Hence, Su Wen began choosing suitable husbands for her sisters. All the candidates were handsome, talented, and well-built. They all came from influential families too. It was so hard to choose! A certain someone, who felt neglected in the corner, pinned her against the door. "Are they as handsome as I am? Are they as well-built as I am? Are their families as influential as mine?" "But... They're my sisters' potential husbands," Su Wen said. "I belong to you. You can have my savings and even my life," he replied. Su Wen woke up the next day to find twenty bank books by her side. She became deep in thought...

Dandy's World Gc🌼🌈 by Ur_L0calSolarballfan

This is the Dandy's World Gc!! I decided to make one cuz yes I may not upload stories often but I'll try my best to upload! Am I the first one to make this? Cover art by me!! :D

(Book 1) Synopsis Audrey woke up and found that she had transmigrated into a book. As a mediocre actress, Audrey was satisfied with her income. Even though her parents favored boys over girls, at least she could support herself. Just when she had finally saved up some money and hadn't had a chance to enjoy it, she ended up in a different world?! She didn't know if it was God's mercy or compensation, but Audrey's role in the book was a wealthy heiress. In the book, her birth mother arranged for Audrey to be married into a wealthy family, and she had to compete with her other siblings for the family inheritance. The tragic outcome was predictable. Confused by the original character's actions, Audrey decided to lay low and become a wealthy but useless person. One day, Audrey's family members noticed that she had changed. Strangely enough, they could read her thoughts on her face. Even her second brother, who had always treated her like air, could see her sarcastic comments about him. [What's with that outfit today? Does he really think he looks good?] And when he was about to give up his directing career and return to the company, he could see the words on Audrey's face. [Why fight for power? Isn't it better to do what you love and still make money? You're so foolish.] Second brother: '...That makes sense.' The eldest sister, who had always ignored the subtitles on Audrey's face, finally noticed them one day. [Is she being foolish? Is it worth marrying for power? Doesn't she have enough money of her own?] After looking at her own wealth, the eldest sister quietly rejected the arranged marriage. Later on, Audrey noticed that her pocket money was increasing. As she gazed at the jewelry her second brother and eldest sister gave her, she fell into deep thought. THIS STORY IS NOT MINE!!!!! FOR OFFLINE PURPOSES ALL CREDITS TO THE AUTHOR AND TRANSLATOR. ... Book 1 (Completed) ✅ Book 2 (Ongoing)

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Gonzales by Ameliaaaaaa22

Family consists of eight members sharing a bond characterized by deep affection, love respect, loyalty, strength and support. "Oh, mom said you have to take the flowers in the garage and put them in the back yard by the potting shed," "She told YOU to do that! I heard her," "Well since I'm older than you I'm taking the big brother precedence over you," "Why should I do a job that mom said you're supposed to do?" "Just shut up and do it or I will punch you" Follow their journey ....

My Fake Boyfriend by ToTheExtreme95

He was so close, his breath hit my lips. His eyes darted from my eyes to my lips. I stared intently, awaiting his next move. His lips fell near my ear. "Shut up and kiss me" He whispered roughly. A chill shot up my spine. I pulled back, staring at his eyes and leaned in.. ********** What happens when Alexis Dawson- "residential loser" of Redwood High, agrees to help Redwood High's player, Aaron Walker. How can she stop herself from falling for him? But it isn't all love and romance, Alexis has her own secret. Join them on the journey filled with jealousy, betrayal, trust, friendship and love. A little favour just got a whole lot more complicated.

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( مالي وطن في نجد ألا وطنها)

( مالي وطن في نجد ألا وطنها)