How To Be A Vampire
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Last published Thu, Apr 27, 2017
"Oh, wait a minute.... You're telling me that you'll grant me one wish, IF, I help you...uh what did you say?... Uh...save you're brother from an evil witch named Lucretia?", I went over, putting what he said in my own words & also in an easier form to understand. He nodded quickly & glance behind him. I rub my chin, pretending I'm thinking it over just to spite him. "Hmm.... Okay then!", I said. He whispered something under his breath & pick me immediately when we heard a twig break snap.
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Astrid Moreau is a very sassy, active, independent, incredible, quirky, sarcastic, & candid youthful seventeen year old girl, who's dream since a very young girl is to be an entrepreneur & also....meeting a vampire.
Alessandro Richards is a smart, blunt, sometimes irritable, always dramatic, too serious, not always funny, sarcastic & proactive young male - who's eighteen by the way - who's only wish is to help save his brother from an evil witch.
And guess who he's going to ask to help him? Yea, you guessed it, Astrid. This adventure is full of bad jokes(some sexual), tearable puns(ha! See what I did there), good & bad surprises, truth revealing, training & sneaky kisses (*wiggles eyebrows*).
OH YEAH! I almost forgot, Alessandro is a vampire by the way ;)
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