Pantastic
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Last published Tue, Jul 4, 2017
"Let's get one thing straight, I'm not."
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"Love is one man, one woman. You just want attention. Well I can give that to you." Honestly, I was starting to get a little creeped out, and a lot mad.
A waiter walked by, headed towards the kitchen with an empty pasta bowl. As an idea popped into my mind, I stopped the waiter, grabbing the frying pan, and swinging it across the table, smacking him square in the jaw.
"No you misunderstood, I'm pansexual, I don't just like men, or just like attention. Mkay?" I passed the pan back to the astonished looking waiter, and quickly exited the restautant.
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Mostly comedic, this story has a little bit of romance and a lot of sass. A cliche with a twist.
A broken girl needing to be saved. By not by a man. They can be pretty useless.
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