Legit Contests- HARDCORE PROMPTS

Rules:
Don't copy and none of the following is allowed: buttholism, jerkery, bullying, trolliarchy, window-lickernity and/or sore-loserism. :/

YOU GOTTA FIGHT FOR YA WRITE TO PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAaAaAAARRRRRTTTTTTTTTEH!

Make it as raunchy, crazy, disastrous as you want it to be! The contest is your oyster! \ (O ^ O)/

There will be several contests active at one time to give you a little variety. Go nuts. Have fun. Be nice.