Heir to the Elements: That's not how it happened! (Short Story)

This quick short story is something I came up with while working on my new and improved Heir to the Elements series.
In short I address some of the more... odd ideas I had in the old Heirs, such as my choice in naming my lead antagonist... Conduct... of all things. As well as making fun of some of my ideas for what was going to happen had I continued on with Heir to the Elements: Salvation. (Spoilers, it included Mammoths of all things).
The story is set after the events of Heir to the Elements. Bolt and Tornado decided to work together to write down all their wonderful adventures and publish it.
Before sending it in to a publisher they thought it would be nice to get some feedback from their friends. Shade finished reading it first... She was not exactly impressed.