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The funniest $#!+ I ever heard

ChubbyButtercup

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Reads 25
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Parts 2
Time <5 mins

ChubbyButtercup

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This is basically a list of stuff I thought was hilarious & I hope you do to. Some of it won't be funny unless you say it out loud so I suggest that.All Rights Reserved

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𝕦𝕡𝕘𝕣𝕒𝕕𝕖 . 𝕛𝕤𝕔𝕙𝕝𝕒𝕥𝕥 by gothicgramma

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