This Future Of Mine

The future was not what I expected it to be. One minute I'm going through life, just like everyone else, then BAM; I get locked in a frozen tomb and wake up in the most alien world... 200 hundred years later, no less. Turns out being frozen sucks, and the future is crap, but at least they have flying cars! Yay! Did I mention the war between the, to put it mildly, controlling assholes and douche bag aliens? I suppose I could tell you about how fantastic everything is, and next I'll shit rainbows while riding a unicorn. In reality, I'm just some guy, that became someone important, with responsibility and blah blah blah. I never asked for any of it, I just wanted to drink beer and play Call of Duty... At least I still have that, this far in the future; surprisingly, they never stopped making them. Ah well, enough chit chat, I'm late for saving the world.