What do boy bands, vampires, and aliens have in common? Nothing, except they decided to invade this story. Brittani Highwater is supposed to be a character from a teen fiction, romance novel which entices readers with the highschool drama they crave. Unfortunately, due to the unwelcome invasion, she is unknowingly changed into a character from a parody of a fanfiction about a fanfiction of a parody. Nothing makes sense, but the cast willingly goes along with everything. Only Brittani's BFFEWTAR (that's best-friend-forever-even-when-times-are-rough), knows what is really going on. Will she be able to get these characters out of my story? Or will she have to endure all the tropes and cliches of this adultless world as she slowly watches Brittani become a Mary Sue?