How To Date A Psycho
XeraLuna
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  • Reads 578
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  • Parts 12
  • Time 57m
XeraLuna
Ongoing, First published Apr 26, 2017
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"You're dating who?!" My friends exclaimed as they looked at Xander Wyndam from the table across from ours.

As soon as his tray landed the table, people flocked to him. the popular kids, rich kids, nerds, jocks, and whatever social heirarchy mentioned in mean girls there is. They just popped out of nowhere.

 Everyone likes him. Everyone wants to be friends with him. Girls are
 dying to date  him. 

He's smart, athletic, not to mention, rich... filthy rich. Most
 of all, he has this out this world good looks that would make you feel like the sHIT of humanity. Perfect body,Angelic face, and those beautiful grayish mauve eyes that could take you to another dimension. And his Killer smile, that would leave panties on the floor.

And yes, him and me, doesn't make any sense.

"I've always thought that you're crazy.... like... in a good way... that's why i like you.. but.. girl you're delusional!" Jen, said as she laughs grabbing the attention of the crowd near Xander.

Sssshhhh! 

I saw Xander give a faint smile then continued talking with the guys.

"I've never even seen you talk! I bet he doesn't even know your name. How'd that happen?" Shane said in disbelief.

My phone vibrated. It's from Xander

"Get your friends to shut up or i'll skin them alive. And you know I mean it."

*scrolls

"See you later after school. 


Love you."
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《 Highest Ranking: #5 in Vampire 》 "Is that Marcus? Marcus as in, from our High School Marcus!" Casey squeaked. I spun around, not quite believing her, but there he was. He strode through the school like he owned it and my god, he could've. He'd changed over the four years he'd been gone. It was like god himself had carved him from a statue. His cheekbones could cut a finger and a jaw that could slice a hand. He was taller, more muscular. He looked nothing like the boy that went away. He wore a blacket jacket and ripped jeans, his grey eyes studied the school as every female studied him. Suddenly, they slipped past every other person's eyes and landed on mine. No surprise etched his face, it was like he didn't recognise me. Until I saw the corner of his mouth lift up. ~~ Best friends, Diana and Marcus planned to do everything together. They would go to college and live in the same dorm room, they would always be best friends. But, Marcus went away. Without expecting him to return, Diana uses her heartbreak to change her life. She becomes popular in college.. Then one day, he shows up. But he's changed, he's darker, more silent and definitely a lot more hotter. He'd grown taller, his face sharper and he drew eyes from every woman on campus, even the guys. He spoke to no one and didn't even acknowledge her until she spoke to him. But something was very off. Very off, indeed. Cover Design: @newsies- Copyright @tavanalee No Rights Reserved 2018

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