How I Think I Look V.S. How I Actually Look - Marie Serener - Wattpad

How I Think I Look V.S. How I Actually Look

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Reads 383
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Parts 12
Time 14m

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How I Think I Sound When I Write Sarcastic Descriptions- The Author writes her description, chuckling slightly at her own words. 

"This will certainly bring in more viewers" She remarks coolly, finishing the description

Passers by stare at her in awe. "She's so cultured." One mother replies. "I wanna be like her when I grow up!" A little girl exclaims.

How I Actually Sound- The Author snorts at her own description, sounding much like the pig she is. 

"That's funny...." She laughs dumbly as she scratches the bottom of her boob from underneath her bra. 

"Mommy, what's wrong with her?" A little girl asks. 

"Everything, Suzy. Everything." The mother replies, pulling her child away from the crazy heathen sitting at a table in the library.

(Cover art taken from the Steven Universe episode Cat Fingers. I just added the text (duh))All Rights Reserved

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