Random Funny Shit
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MatureOngoing22m
Last published Thu, Oct 10, 2019
This book is a continuation of my friends book.
It will be filled with random Funny shit that happens in our school, jokes, memes and random shit that we find funny in life.
<Description from original book>
I'm in grade nine and some funny things have been said. I hope u like this collage of shit that has been said in my grade nine class.
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