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20 Ways to Annoy your Vampyre.

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Well, it seems that you wanna play a prank or two on your little vampyre. Then here it is-- 20 Ways to Annoy your Vampyre! Not for overly sensitive vampyres, make sure your vampyre is able to handle the prank, and might even play along with you. XoXoAll Rights Reserved

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20 Ways to Annoy your Vampyre.
Thu, Dec 19, 2013

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