Putin It In: A Political Love Story

President Elect Donald Trump is on his way to Moscow to visit his secret love, Vladimir Putin. Accompanying him is his Vice President and Side-Bitch, Mike Pence. But after a steamy session with Pence and an unfortunate disaster, Putin discovers Trump's affair. How will he react to this betrayal?

Warning: You may find this story disgusting, revolting, and/or repulsing. I am not responsible for any subsequent vomiting or trips to hospital and/or rehabilitation center.

This was made entirely for comedic purposes, but if you can flick the bean or choke the chicken to my creation, more power to you.