Caps Lock, Swearing and Sass
kirstein-
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  • Reads 4,121
  • Votes 267
  • Parts 7
  • Time 22m
kirstein-
Complete, First published Dec 19, 2013
Mature
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(rated r for strong language and pervyness)

Simon: Could you possibly tone it down a bit?

Ellie: Hmm... NEVER!

This is a book of Ellie and Simon's bickering, comments, and confusing words...

Join them on their little word-filled adventure as they find love and each other....

 Short Story #206 and Humor #480. 27/12
All Rights Reserved
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