A Christmas party Elisa wants to go to turns into the best and possibly worst thing that's ever happened to Patrick. Hi... Yeah, don't read this. Please. Oh my God. It's so bad. I wrote this awhile ago and it is just so bad and the plot is so cliché and full of plot holes and really really rushed. But the sequels better (eventually dear God) so you can laugh at me for this one but check out the sequel because it is /slightly/ less hilariously terrible. Oh and /please/ don't quote anything from this fic or it's sequel for your 'bad fanfiction quotes' or anything. Honestly the fact that people still read this is humiliating enough for me. However you can read this if you want to laugh at it. I know I do sometimes.