The potato princess and the triggered bear
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Camilla is not your ordinary gir- wait nope that's way too cliche.... I'll try this again, Cami is a princess, a potato princess, who works at a potato shop with her parents. But one day... Her parents leave her out of the blue to go who knows where, leaving Cami to live with their pretentious, annoying bear loving neighbour, who works at a store that sells snakes and gets triggered way too easily.(oh my god the perfect love interest!! \('O' )/ riiiiiiigggghhht!!)
that's when Cami realizes..."holy shit... My life is becoming a cliche teen fiction nove!" So what does she do?? What any rational person would do of course, kidnap her neighbor, grab all the potatoes you can and set off on a quest *cough* road trip, *cough* to find her idiot parents, and find the nearest Harvey's!
Get ready for a stupid story, with bad spelling, bad punctuation, a shitty plotline, and a whole lot of potatoes. *whispers* this story has it all, be warned.... There is a bunch of dabbing in this book.
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('O' )/ hi Bella, Eve, lily, Sadie and Esther !!!
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