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★Joke Book★

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This isn't exactly a book is just jokes and funny facts and texts inspired @pepsiorcoke 😘😘 so please don't judge some of these are !y own jokes and I got some somewhere else!!!please don't be a silent reader






A/N this book isn't meant to insult anyone in the whole world I love my bunnysAll Rights Reserved

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Draco's quote book by DragonWolfStudios4

Hello this is a version of my quote book that I have decided to share! This quote book is still very much on going as me and my friends still have lots of funny things to say! This quote book originally started as a book I had in a Minecraft realm but it has since been moved to a different format. Warning as some of the quotes contain swearing, some innuendos, and other things That sound bad out of context. Some quotes are the actual screenshots while others are just text. So I hope you enjoy all the out of context quotes said by the people of the KnockBack and DragonVerse/Dragon Slayer discord servers and others!

IT & ST Imagines & Preferences by armiehammerbykesha

i wrote this when i was 13 so i'm sorry for how bad it is but a lot of people seem to enjoy it so i'm leaving it up, just know i am self aware x

Yandere Male X Female Reader ~Completed~ by Insane_Lover_Girl

I'm not good at these. check out my other books if ur into Undertale or Team Fortress 2. Or any of my other books. be sure to vote if u like it. Cursing and sexual themes (lemons)! Beware

The Trashmouth [Richie Tozier x Reader] by crushh_culture

"How many times do I have to tell you to not have sex in my alley?!" "I'm sorry, sir. I just couldn't help myself! Have you seen her?!" #1 in RichieTozier <3 #1 in Richie #1 in itfanfiction #1 in BillDenbrough

WE ALL FLOAT── bill denbrough¹ by antiqueblythe

❝ 𝐂𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐲𝐥 𝐩𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐞 𝐰𝐚𝐤𝐞 𝐮𝐩 𝐈 𝐝𝐨𝐧'𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐤 𝐈 𝐜𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐥𝐢𝐯𝐞 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮❞ [Completed] 𝘊𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘺𝘭 𝘭𝘺𝘯𝘯 𝘉𝘢𝘬𝘦𝘳. 𝘚𝘩𝘦 𝘩𝘢𝘥 𝘢𝘭𝘸𝘢𝘺𝘴 𝘣𝘦𝘦𝘯 𝘣𝘦𝘴𝘵 𝘧𝘳𝘪𝘦𝘯𝘥𝘴 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘉𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘎𝘦𝘰𝘳𝘨𝘪𝘦 𝘋𝘦𝘯𝘣𝘳𝘰𝘶𝘨𝘩, 𝘣𝘦𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘪𝘳 𝘯𝘦𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘣𝘰𝘳. 𝘚𝘩𝘦 𝘩𝘢𝘥 𝘢𝘭𝘸𝘢𝘺𝘴 𝘴𝘦𝘤𝘳𝘦𝘵𝘭𝘺 𝘴𝘩𝘦 𝘩𝘢𝘥 𝘢 𝘤𝘳𝘶𝘴𝘩 𝘰𝘯 𝘉𝘪𝘭𝘭. 𝗯𝗶𝗹𝗹 𝗱𝗲𝗻𝗯𝗿𝗼𝘂𝗴𝗵 𝘅 𝗼𝗰 𝙸𝚝 𝟸𝟶𝟷𝟽 childhood friends to lovers 𝗛𝗶𝗴𝗵𝗲𝘀𝘁 𝗿𝗮𝗻𝗸𝗶𝗻𝗴𝘀: #1 𝙞𝙣 𝙟𝙖𝙚𝙙𝙚𝙣𝙡𝙞𝙚𝙗𝙚𝙧𝙝𝙚𝙧 7/1/18 8/11/18 #1 𝙞𝙣 𝙗𝙞𝙡𝙡𝙙𝙚𝙣𝙗𝙧𝙤𝙪𝙜𝙝 1/3/19 #1 𝙞𝙣 𝙚𝙙𝙙𝙞𝙚𝙠𝙖𝙨𝙥𝙗𝙧𝙖𝙠 5/22/18 #1 𝙞𝙣 𝙞𝙩2017. 11/30/18 #2 𝙞𝙣 𝙧𝙞𝙘𝙝𝙞𝙚𝙩𝙤𝙯𝙞𝙚𝙧 8/11/18 #1 𝙞𝙣 𝙘𝙝𝙤𝙨𝙚𝙣𝙟𝙖𝙘𝙤𝙗𝙨 8/11/18 #1 𝙞𝙣 𝙨𝙩𝙖𝙣𝙡𝙚𝙮𝙪𝙧𝙞𝙨 8/11/18 8/5/19 #4 𝙞𝙣 𝙨𝙤𝙥𝙝𝙞𝙖𝙡𝙞𝙡𝙡𝙞𝙨 8/11/18 #1 𝙞𝙣 𝙢𝙞𝙠𝙚𝙝𝙖𝙣𝙡𝙤𝙣 8/11/18 9/19/19 𝐬𝐨𝐫𝐫𝐲 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐮𝐧𝐨𝐫𝐢𝐠𝐢𝐧𝐚𝐥 𝐭𝐢𝐭𝐥𝐞. |© 𝟐𝟎𝟏𝟕| 𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐪𝐮𝐞𝐛𝐥𝐲𝐭𝐡𝐞

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Our Chemistry || ✔️ by TheRealLorraineMoore

Who knew that love could blossom in Chemistry class? When Harper and Alec engage in a mega pickup line battle, what would this little flirting lead to? Read OUR CHEMISTRY to discover the cute incidents of an ordinary teenage couple! *** "Do you like sleeping?" He said. I nodded. "Me too! We should do it together sometime." He smirked, challenging me to say a better pickup line. When I didn't say anything he laughed. "Are you a scientist? Cause I would do you on a table, periodically." He whispered in my ear, his deep voice vibrating in my mind. I blushed. I shook my head and looked at him. Rolling my eyes ever so slightly and smiling seductively while flicking his nose, I said, "Gosh, You have such a dirty mind." He blushed for a moment at the sudden touch on his nose, but the smirk eventually came back. "I don't have a dirty mind, sweetheart. I just got a sexy imagination." *** Reviews: "It's really cute for a short story... I'm impressed there are no grammatical mistakes...Nice ;)" By @pattachan, a beautiful person! "Hey! I thought your story was short and sweet and entertaining! 😀 I enjoyed it!" By @spratelymac, whose books I've come to adore. *** Read this story, and don't forget to VOTE!!❤️ Completed ✔️ Kinda immature but bear with me! I was a kid with no idea what love is, when I wrote this😂 Warnings ⚠︎ A little swearing but no larger mature themes All rights reserved Copyright©2018 Lorraine Moore

RADICAL, 80's IMAGINES. by greaserss

THIS BOOK IS COMPLETED! <3 ❝ life moves pretty fast. if you don't stop to look around once in awhile, you could miss it. ❞ ❝ stay gold. ❞ have you ever wanted to be in a 80s hit film? well i sure i have. guess that's why i wrote this. (70s and 90s also included. WARNINGS: probably has stuff in it that no longer relates to you like slang and jokes. probably cringey, wrote it in 2017/18 and i think my writing has improved way more since then. check out my new stuff, but feel free to read this if you really want. i promise i have better stuff than this lmao. but if u rlly want go ahead lmao, just not my best stuff x) started; 1/12/17🥰 finished; 31/7/20 highest rankings ; 1 #oldies 1 #toysoldiers 1 #80simagines

Creepypasta x reader One-shots by Anonymous_Girl1225

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A Teenagers life by chocolategirl15

I'm terrible at descriptions but just give my book a try i promise you won't regret it. I'm pretty funny ik if you really are funny you shouldn't have to say that but y'all might not even read the book so you might not be able to look in to my unique humor. Please read it I'm begging you please I got a chocolate addiction to feed hear people please read this book

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