A short story I wrote around 3rd grade, when I didn't realize I was writing Phineas and Ferb Fanfiction. Phineas and Ferb go to the toothpaste market and see a hairy hobo squirting toothpaste all over the place, so Perry calls the police who summons Mario and Toothpaste Man to save the day. Note: I decided not to edit this, typos are supposed to be that way.