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It's not easy being a thief.  You just don't get the same level of respect as fighters or clerics or those goody two shoes paladins.  Heck, even wizards are held in higher regard.  Stupid wizards with their stupid magic.  Nobody trusts a thief for some reason.  But really, what's a little petty larceny among friends?  Thieves are supposed to steal stuff.  It's part of the job description, for crying out loud.  And you're definitely going to want a thief on your side when it comes to disarming a trap or needing to sneak up on some monsters or something without attracting their attention.  The point is, thieves can be just as big of heroes as anybody else.  On the other hand, they can also be gigantic jerkfaces.

Fabian is a legendary hero and adventurer... in his own mind.  People should have heard of his brave and noble exploits far and wide, except of course for the fact that they haven't.  He is a pretty skilled thief though, even if he does have delusions of grandeur.  Those dreams of being a hero are about to be put to the test in a major way as Fabian embarks on his biggest and most epic quest yet: finding some rich broad's missing cat.  Dungeons will be explored.  Fantastical creatures will be encountered.  Monsters will be battled if they seem like they're weak enough to actually be defeated.  And Fabian will attempt to lie, cheat, and steal from virtually everyone he meets.  After all, that's what a thief does.All Rights Reserved

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Days of the Dead Book 1: The Thief's End by kullman

Kit Wren is an inter-dimensional thief, enslaved by some malevolent spirit and force to scrounge through space-time for choice artifacts. His adventures take him across time and the globe, hoping one day to find treasure worthy enough to trade to his cruel master in return for what he wants the most: his voice. His current conquest is a fabled wizard, the now legendary Gideon Saint, of Wales. And Kit may have just met his match. Sequel series to 'Last Knights of Cambria', with some reoccurring characters. Ahem, good people die, bad people live, everyone is inexplicably gay. Robbery. Haunted tombs. Murder. Revenge. Sick burns. Chaos. Drama. What's not to love? Yes, you may learn something about history but that's a risk you're going to have to take. Yes Henry V does show up and yes he's still awesome. Richard the Lionheart is also in this one. This pick-your-problematic-English-monarch-to-simp-for game is getting harder. Trigger/Content Warnings: Some blood and gore. Fantasy violence. Some brief profanity, as well as a couple of homophobic slurs. Slightly more graphic and violent than the Last Knights of Cambia series, though nothing overt. Some mild sensuality, two character kiss. It is discussed characters have kissed. Another two characters embrace in what could be perceived as a romantic manner. Family/domestic violence that may be upsetting to some readers.

The Hunter's Pursuit by LeeraIvy

For centuries, the oceans of the world have served as a refuge for the pirates who sailed upon them, but many other dangerous creatures lurk beneath the surface and are now making themselves known. A terrible beast from ancient legends has returned and is now a plague upon the seas. The Pirate Lords are tasked with hunting down the beast, but tensions amongst them are fraught, making things more difficult, especially for Caspian and Primalia Flynn. They know that in order to face both threats surrounding them, they'll need help from someone who knows how to handle the larger of the two. The question is, will he be willing to take up his lance once more? And can he help them destroy the beast, or will another creature of the deep stand in their way? Warning: This book, while being a work of fiction, still deals with real and mature elements. There will be chapters dealing with sexual content, abuse, depression, gore, PTSD, and other topics which some might find triggering. Book 2 of 2 Preceded by "The Pirate's Ransom" Completed January 19, 2023 *UNSOLICITED CRITICS MAY BE MUTED* see bio

Miitopianime! (Season 5) by tomodaphne

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Hara and the Witch by wheretheromi

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🔥 The Path of Fire (Path of Light and Fire Book #1)(Completed) 🔥 by rtmwriter

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May Shadows Reign (Book 2 of The Lost Queen Series) by stephsaige

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As A Stranger Or A Friend? by thesmolwriter45

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Days of the Dead Book 1: The Thief's End

Kit Wren is an inter-dimensional thief, enslaved by some malevolent spirit and force to scrounge through space-time for choice artifacts. His adventures take him across time and the globe, hoping one day to find treasure worthy enough to trade to his cruel master in return for what he wants the most: his voice. His current conquest is a fabled wizard, the now legendary Gideon Saint, of Wales. And Kit may have just met his match. Sequel series to 'Last Knights of Cambria', with some reoccurring characters. Ahem, good people die, bad people live, everyone is inexplicably gay. Robbery. Haunted tombs. Murder. Revenge. Sick burns. Chaos. Drama. What's not to love? Yes, you may learn something about history but that's a risk you're going to have to take. Yes Henry V does show up and yes he's still awesome. Richard the Lionheart is also in this one. This pick-your-problematic-English-monarch-to-simp-for game is getting harder. Trigger/Content Warnings: Some blood and gore. Fantasy violence. Some brief profanity, as well as a couple of homophobic slurs. Slightly more graphic and violent than the Last Knights of Cambia series, though nothing overt. Some mild sensuality, two character kiss. It is discussed characters have kissed. Another two characters embrace in what could be perceived as a romantic manner. Family/domestic violence that may be upsetting to some readers.