Fire and Brimstone and Cookies [The Misadventures of Theodosius - Book II]
MinaParkes
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  • Reads 4,123
  • Votes 660
  • Parts 20
  • Time 1h 46m
MinaParkes
Complete, First published Apr 28, 2017
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Theodosius is in Hell. Literally. To his surprise, mine, and possibly yours, too, being eaten by a demoness was not the end of his story! He has a thrilling adventure ahead: conferences with the Devil, mystical lawnmowers, cookies...Oh, dear. 

Follow Theo's journey out of Hell in the second installment of the (mis)adventures of Theodosius, the (accidental) necromancer. 

If you haven't read "True Love and Necromancy," please check it out at the following link before reading this book: 
https://www.wattpad.com/story/103237124-true-love-and-necromancy
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