Life's a Gem
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"Max, you're going to have to tell them about the book."
"God damn it, Sam. Do I have to? I mean, like, I just went through this and I don't really-"
"Max, do the description."
"In our quaint home town, Emerald Bay, are secrets and actions that must never be uncovered. No, I'm not talking about the Salem trials, even though that would be cool. I'm talking about abuse, death, overweight corgis, supremely muscular jocks that are totally on steroids, phallic cookie baking, and horrible novel writing."
"Tell them about the good parts of it."
"Hold your damn tits; I was getting to it. There's also a love plot, self discovery, deep symbols, three dimensional characters, and cinnamon buns. Is that it, or is there-"
"We hope you enjoy the story and enjoy the three months of work it took to get this off the ground!"
"That was my part."
"I don't care. Just smile and wave, Max."
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