Who Needs Romeo?

Love is just a Hallmark idea use to make money. I, Juliet Cupid Valentine don't understand how people can be so stupid. Love is fake. If you still don't believe me keep repeating it inside your head until you understand. Who needs Romeo anyway? I, Romeo Darcy Love don't understand what the big fuss over love is. Valentines Day is simply a time to read cheesy, cliché and classic romance books like Pride and Prejudice. I'm sorry to break the news to everyone but Love Is Fake. Besides what does it matter? Who needs a Juliet anyway? What happens when Romeo and Juliet cross paths? Will they bond together over their hatred of love? Or simply hate each other. Will they ever even talk? Could they help each other realize love isn't evil? Or will they believe that love is a scam produced by Hallmark forever?