Candies and Cigarettes
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Ongoing, First published May 03, 2017
in which a health nut with a sweat tooth becomes roommates with a smoker.

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"Why do you smoke? You do know that you are quite literally, norturing a growing sickness within you, right?"

"Then why do you excerise? You do know that you are, quite literally wasting your time, right?"

"Ugh, I've had enough with you. Okay, let's make a deal, everytime you think about sticking another one of those cancer sticks in your mouth, you suck on a lollipop instead."

"And what exactly do I gain from this?"

"Umm, good health, a longer lifespan...? I don't know. What else? It's better than slowly killing yourself like this, isn't it?"

"Well what if I want a little something more than that?"

"Hmm... Fine, to make it a little fair, I'll join in too. So starting now, I'm not allowed to eat any sweets or go to the gym."

"And what happens if you fail?"

"If I fail, I'll let you tap this ass."

"BWAHAHAHAHA...haha...heh... Oh, trust me babe, I could tap that ass anytime."

"Oh, we'll see."

"Oh, it's on, baby girl."
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