The Vending Machine Chronicles

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Parts 6
Time 7m

Reads 60
Votes 4
Parts 6
Time 7m

it is funny how no one notices the things I do... but you guys could read them! 
And the reason this book is called "The Vending Machine Chronicles" is because...
you need to read it, but only at your own risk....All Rights Reserved

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The Rules.

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