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Really Hecking Terrible BFDI Stories

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Reads 1,680,927
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Parts 187
Time 51m

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This book was a mistake.

Really Hecking Terrible BFDI Stories is just your average "crackbook" filled with poorly made Microsoft Paint comics and chapters that are "meticulously crafted" to make young and impressionable 10 year old minds laugh out loud. This book involves very odd scenarios based around the popular(?) 2010s show, Battle For Dream Island (more commonly known as BFDI, BFDIA, IDFB, and recently, BFB) ,which is basically a Survivor or Total Drama Island type of show with objects as the characters/contestants.

Before you read I have a strict policy against people who repeatedly use the common internet phrase "XD", use of this phrase will result in a chapter dedicated to scolding you for your redundant vocabulary.

Another note before you read, this book has quite a bit of offensive humor, sexual innuendo, and other things that are not suitable for people under the age of 10, please read at your own risk.

(I'm really sorry for all this fancy language I just want to be funny...)

❤BFDI, BFDIA, IDFB, and BFB is owned by jacknjellify❤All Rights Reserved

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