If I knew that I would someday wind up being in the position I'm in now, well... I would have done it a long time ago! Having killers fall head over heels--or in there case Knifes/Chainsaws/Machetes/Possibly Axes--is awesome. Too bad that's not how this story will go, nope, this chick over here will NOT ALLOW AUTHOR~CHAN TO CREATE clichés. Okay maybe a little... ~(Y/N) (L/N)