Just Me
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Ongoing7m
Last published Sun, Nov 12, 2017
Who exactly is SarcasticHowler?
Well, read to find out. There's facts about me, funny inside jokes my friends and I have made, drawings I've made, maybe even a song or two that I've written. (No I will not sing them, I have a horrible singing voice -_-)
Feel free to ask me questions, I'll put the answers in this book and tag you :)
Do NOT ask me anything related to the following topics, please:
- Address
- Phone #
- Nudes or any sexual content
- School info (You can ask about pep rallies and what school events and such happen or whatever)
- Pretty much just don't ask anything too personal.
I might also ask you guys suggestions on book ideas or drawing ideas. Also, I may host contests or something like that as well in this book.
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