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Kleptomaniac- Someone with an unintentional urge to steal

"Knowing that you may understand my problem, see it all began at a big teenage home alone sleepover with 50 friends! Okay I'm over exaggerating. It was only 2 friends. Don't look at me like that!!! I know lying on a book description is against the law!! Wait... Is it?"

"Double D just stop talking, you're scaring the readers away."

*Reader shakes head and swipes to next story.*

"No! Come back!!" Dee-dee falls to the ground disappointed. She looks up at the screen noticing other readers staring. "Um, yeah that was... just never mind that." Dee tries to get back up, but Brat comes in with a huge broom sweeping her offstage.

Brat wipes his hands. "This will be easier if you just read our book." He gives the readers a stunning smile. He turns to leave the stage but remembers something. Turning back around, he backflips then winks.

Dee comes back and crosses her arms. "Show off."  The broom from before comes flying at her, with that she shrieks and stage dives. The lights switches off. Brat comes back with a flashlight and shines it under his chin. 

"Let the story BEGIN!!!"All Rights Reserved

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"Don't look at me like that. I promise I will make you feel like a queen, when living here." He said looking straight through me. He came closer and tried to kiss me. I turned my head making him to kiss my cheek instead. "One day you will kiss me. You will learn to love me too and learn to forget about Dakota Grey." He whispered taking a piece of my hair and tucking it behind my ear. "I will never love a monster like you." I said. "I have a feeling you will." He said, giving me a one sided smirk. "You don't know me." I said. He chuckled. "My love, of course I do." He said. "No you don't, we just met." I replied. "So many things you need to learn." He said playing with my hair. "Get your hands off me!" I said pushing them back. He gave me a devilish smile and got on top of me. "You don't disrespect your future husband! You will be a good girl and listen to everything I say! Is that clear?!" He growled. I kept my mouth shut and didn't dare to look at him. He grabbed my face with his hands and forcefully kissed me. Special thanks to Rianna Reid for making the cover to this book! I encourage you all to check her profile (@Softie113123) and read her stuff! Also if you are all interested in a cover make sure to check out her cover shop! There will be a simple form you will have to fill out, once that's done she'll get right on it! Also keep In mind that this story isn't revised. It will be revised when it's completed:)