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Kleptomaniac- Someone with an unintentional urge to steal

"Knowing that you may understand my problem, see it all began at a big teenage home alone sleepover with 50 friends! Okay I'm over exaggerating. It was only 2 friends. Don't look at me like that!!! I know lying on a book description is against the law!! Wait... Is it?"

"Double D just stop talking, you're scaring the readers away."

*Reader shakes head and swipes to next story.*

"No! Come back!!" Dee-dee falls to the ground disappointed. She looks up at the screen noticing other readers staring. "Um, yeah that was... just never mind that." Dee tries to get back up, but Brat comes in with a huge broom sweeping her offstage.

Brat wipes his hands. "This will be easier if you just read our book." He gives the readers a stunning smile. He turns to leave the stage but remembers something. Turning back around, he backflips then winks.

Dee comes back and crosses her arms. "Show off."  The broom from before comes flying at her, with that she shrieks and stage dives. The lights switches off. Brat comes back with a flashlight and shines it under his chin. 

"Let the story BEGIN!!!"All Rights Reserved

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Andilynn

🍧~ Welcome to Cricket, a small town in the middle of a desert, where everyone knew each other and no one had to worry about locking their doors at night. Every day here was the same, and Andilynn was getting bored of it. Meet Andilynn, a sixteen year old red-headed weirdo who now lived here because she technically killed her mom. It was an accident of course...Andilynn is a sweetheart. It's just she was born with Schizophrenia, a mental sickness that causes her to hear voices, have hallucinations, and fun things like that. Cricket was boring, and she wanted to leave, but when she tried, everything would go black, and the day would restart. Yes, restart. The first time the day had restarted, Andie woke up in her bedroom. She ran downstairs, nearly tripping over her own feet. Belle, Andie's grandmother greeted, "Happy Friday, dear." "Friday? N-n-n-n-no, we've already been through Friday." "Thursday was yesterday, dear." "But I-I just woke up on a Friday morning, like two hours ago." "Andie, we've talked to you about skipping taking your pills." And then the hallucinations would get worse. They were so realistic Andie could never tell reality apart from illusion. Andie thought leaving town would set her free from her past, sleeping with her friend's boyfriend, getting arrested, fighting with her dad. She had to find a way, but for some reason, life didn't want her to leave.