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Kleptoed

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Kleptomaniac- Someone with an unintentional urge to steal

"Knowing that you may understand my problem, see it all began at a big teenage home alone sleepover with 50 friends! Okay I'm over exaggerating. It was only 2 friends. Don't look at me like that!!! I know lying on a book description is against the law!! Wait... Is it?"

"Double D just stop talking, you're scaring the readers away."

*Reader shakes head and swipes to next story.*

"No! Come back!!" Dee-dee falls to the ground disappointed. She looks up at the screen noticing other readers staring. "Um, yeah that was... just never mind that." Dee tries to get back up, but Brat comes in with a huge broom sweeping her offstage.

Brat wipes his hands. "This will be easier if you just read our book." He gives the readers a stunning smile. He turns to leave the stage but remembers something. Turning back around, he backflips then winks.

Dee comes back and crosses her arms. "Show off."  The broom from before comes flying at her, with that she shrieks and stage dives. The lights switches off. Brat comes back with a flashlight and shines it under his chin. 

"Let the story BEGIN!!!"All Rights Reserved

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