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"Hello welcome to the Nothing but Bake goods store. Please get the fuck out as fast as you can so I can go home early." King say as a customer walk in. 
"Hey I made an order online for double caramel iced, strawberry jelly filled, heart shaped donuts." The customer said as they walking to the counter pulling out a thirty dollar bill.
"What kind of fucking order is that?" He asked rudely as he look up from his phone at them. I let out a small chuckle and hold the magazine to my face before the customer saw me.
"Please just tell me if they are made or not." They said well practically growled. 
"Yeah they are fucking made asshole just be patient. I will get up when I'm fucking-"
"That's it! I had enough of your bullshit! Just go and give me my fucking donuts before I fucking punch your face in!" They yelled slamming their hand on the counter. I got up and put my hand on their shoulder and glare at them. 
"Please lower your voice and be patient." I said in a threaten tone.

Just the daily life of a bunch of people who shouldn't be running a bakery.All Rights Reserved

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